Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Toys that should not exist

From this SA forums thread
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Alright! Megatron removed! Sheesh ya damn fanboys!

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A note about that last one: that's a Harry Potter VIBRATING broom. Perfect for ages... uh, over 18. Good lord.



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71 comments:

j.rock said...
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Slinix said...

Funny Stuff

Trevor said...

May I place a link to this post on my blog?

Phillipe said...

For the record, the "Flesh Drink" is an artifact of the Japanese overlap between R and L sounds, while the amputee doll is meant to reinforce self-esteem and positive body image for young children who've had surgery.

Most of the rest is just fucked up, though.

Shama Hyder Is: said...

Hillarious! = )

Andy said...

What the hell is Megatron doing on the list?

Adam said...

I think its his trigger that is what's important there....

v.dog said...

The worst offender of all has to be the Mew Stylus. o_O

Paladin said...

OH GOD

Morris Levy said...

Hah! Great job. No wonder it ended up on Digg. Notice how all the toys have something wrong with mainly the 'genital' area on the said toy.

Anthony said...

I remember seeing the commercial for the Harry Potter Broomsticks, seeing those poor kids riding around all innocent while the voice over explained the vibrating feature. That was definitely a priceless toy.

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VIVA LA NATION!

Digg User said...

lol those are great, the dora explorer one (the first one on the list) I had seen before. The best was eithre the elmo or the batman (which i suspect to be fake, no way some company didn't realize the idiocy in that)

Thomas said...

Super Soaker Oozinator anyone? Look up the commercial on youtube if you haven't heard about it.

Salvatore William Delle Palme said...

The Bin Laden and/or 9/11 ones kinda scare me almost as much as they make me laugh, almost as much. I guess more than one emotion at a time can come from something so ludicrous as that.

and I don't see Megatron either btw

Emily said...

funny!

Liz said...

Oh, god. Dora the Explorer. It hurts to laugh! HAHAHHA ouuch

andysa said...
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Brodie said...

I remember a local radio station here in CO (93.3) making so much fun of the Harry Potter broomstick. I guess I never realized it was real until I saw it here.....

Fishbowl said...

Here's another one!

Emmanuel said...

COME ON!!

Show me a Michael Jackson one!!

PeleKen said...

You forgot this one.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/gjagiello/360800348/

It just works on so many levels

Marc said...

I want the TWISTER bed-sheets!

Warodom said...

WTF toys

David said...

I dont get it... what's wrong with the Godzilla toy?

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>>>david - look into his eyes :)))

Phoenix said...
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Phoenix said...

>>>look into his eyes

Umm - I must be dumb. What about them?

StormAngel said...

David, are you familiar with the Bazedo syndron...or the Daun syndrom?

StormAngel said...

David, are you familiar with the Bazedo or the Daun syndrom?

Edwin Rosell said...

Funny as hell! :D

Kritter said...
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A said...

The amputee doll is just WRONG in two different ways. Both of which are each leg. Who cares if it's politically correct. Funny though.

Renagu said...

This post is simply hilarious, but sad at the same time because some of these toys should not have been approved for production.

stoopidcomix said...

That pink bendy toy with the large junk is mine!

Tom said...

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Tenebrous said...

Okay, in reference to the Godzilla pic: that is how his eyes where done in the 1954 original "Gojira." Yes, I am a geek.

Shawn said...

Dora:
Luckily for Puritan America, Children won't 'sexualize' the product until they are probably around 11. About the same age as when they start having their first heathen urges.

Some of those ARE funny though.
Never would imagine how they got the Batman squirt gun through.

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Scott said...

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Billy Bob Bain said...

We have the dinosaur. My son loves it.

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MrsRum said...

Would you believe the dinosaur was invented/created by my step-grandfather? I sent the link on to my mother who told me. They always refer to it as the "pull my d**k dino" My Gpa has always been a toy inventor and that was one of his last commercial toys he produced! :-)

alilbit said...

very funny stuff~~ my granddaughter has the dora but even her parents couldn't see the nastiness of it until i showed them

Watersprite said...

I want the Twister sheets for a king sized bed and I'll fall asleep tonite thinking of Tarzan and what his hand is REALLY doing.

Yes, I'm a chick

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Andrey said...

Wow!

dannye60 said...

lol

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MISPRINT said...

Просто производители головой не думают, я жопой !

santiago said...

Great, great, compilation. Infinite laughs, I had to show them to my people. Congratulations!!

anabel_54_ said...

This is so cool! I mean it, its really funny xD.

anabel_54_ said...

This is so cool! I mean it, its really funny.

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